Well, at least you keep yourself occupied. Though, getting arrested for fun, that’s a new one for me.
Who is Sherlock and how exactly does this constitute playing with him?
well he like gets off on solving mysteries and cases and shit, so like, i give him crimes and he chases after me. it’s fun, cos even if i get caught, i just fuck the system cos bitches ain’t shit
*eyebrows steadily climbing*
Well I’m glad you enjoy it then, because it doesn’t sound like the Justice System does. So this Sherlock of yours is a, what, a detective or something then?